July 2009
2 posts
Bad Paintings of Barack Obama →
June 2009
2 posts
REBLOG IF YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT.
rlrr:
spacepants:
emilyinthisclub:
If yes, what do you play? GUITAR :)
clarinet, oboe, guitar, bass guitar, bassoon, harmonica
Percussion
trumpet!
February 2009
1 post
Sometimes it's fun to read the edit histories. →
(…via Laura.)
January 2009
2 posts
December 2008
6 posts
The Physics of Santa →
rlrr:
Consider the following:
No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn’t (appear) to handle the Muslim,...
November 2008
20 posts
Nasty →
Someone brought a bag of these into work and left them on the break room table.
Smores-flavored tortilla chips.
Got to our polling place at 6am this morning, found a line coming out of the building. Took about 45 minutes.
Heard some folks grumbling that they’d been given the ballot for the wrong district. Hope that doesn’t happen alot today. Glad I brought my sample ballot along for confirmation!
Hope your voting experience goes/went smoothly.
2008 Election Predictions →
rlrr:
For what it’s worth, my prediction: 316 electoral votes for Obama. There’s a good chance we’ll know who will be the next President by 8:30PM EST.
I’m going with 350-360. Color me optimistic.
Overfunded Public School Forced To Add Jazz Band →
Via The Onion:
MANALAPAN, NJ—Benjamin Harrison Middle School faculty members regretfully announced Tuesday that, despite their best efforts to prevent it, the school simply had too much state and federal funding to avoid adding a jazz ensemble to its music program. “We did not want it to come to this,” principal David DeCarlo said after introducing students to Mr. Metheny, an...
October 2008
35 posts
“Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very’; your editor will...”
– Mark Twain (via rlrr)
“After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.”
– Italian proverb (via rlrr)
How old is the average Tumblr? →
rlrr:
butterflyeffect:
dawnowar:
at 40, looks like I’m the old lady of Tumblr.
No way. I’m 36, but I know a good handful of women here who have years on you… and even more men.
Roll call! Over 30’s represent!!
44. But I don’t feel a day over 50.
PalinAsPresident.com →
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